To give the poor dog a bone;
When she came there, The cupboard was
[I asked them to complete the sentence. Their answers: “full of dog bones”, “closed”. Finally, “empty”. Yes, and another word for that is…]
bare,
And so the poor dog had none.
She went to the baker's to buy him some
bread;
When she came back the dog was dead!
[The children loved playing a death scene]When she came back the dog was dead!
She went to the undertaker's
[Q from me: What’s an undertaker? Every hand goes up and their answer, emphatically and with smiles of knowing: A Wrestler with WWE. Teachers laugh. I chuckle and then absolutely agree with them and ask: Why is he called the undertaker? Answers: Uh, because he’s big. My Answer: Undertaker is a funeral director, he buries people. They call him the undertaker because……and they all scream out: He buries people! They are super excited and one kid remarks, “I’m gonna tell my brother.”]
To buy him a coffin;
When she came back the dog was laughing.
She took a clean dish to get him some tripe;
[Yeah, that’s some food, you can still get it in the store, I don’t like it.]
When she came back he was smoking his pipe.
[This was going to interesting territory. The kids acted like they were smoking cigarettes and I had to tell them no. Then Teachers and I tried to explain pipe. One kid said yeah, I know a pipe and started to talk about the pipe used with drugs…..uh, moving on to the next verse.]
She went to the alehouse to get him some
beer
[lots of laughter they are 3rd
graders];When she came back the dog sat in a chair.
She went to the tavern for white wine and red;
When she came back the dog stood on his head.
[no child stood on their head; but we all had fun imaging it]
When she came back he was playing the flute.
See Part II next week
Elaborate on the pipe part please...I'm still trying to get a handle on that visual! Wow, what a wonderful new take on the old. The performing artist in you always amazes me.
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